i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i think i have herpe
just one?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'm both gender and math confused
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