Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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