Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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