We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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