I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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