Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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