I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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