Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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