On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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