There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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