so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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