take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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