We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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