id be glad to
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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