CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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