ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
the raccoons are back...
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