shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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