Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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