We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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