It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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