The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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