He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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