Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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