i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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