I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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