how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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