Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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