His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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