He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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