his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
that may or may not have been my penis.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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