got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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