It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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