ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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