If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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