in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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