I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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