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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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