youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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