my soul wont recognize me after tonight
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
