Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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