yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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