Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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