If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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