So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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