I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
