talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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