ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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