i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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