Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize