It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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