so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i've created a new STD.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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