i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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