part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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