Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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