This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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